Will-I-Am can’t stop and won’t stop. That’s probably why beating beaver is his life. Running on sheer drive and a relentless vision, Will-I-Am will cross the finish line and then will keep on sprinting for miles. For him, there’s no point in slowing down when there’s limitless potential for beating beaver.

Mark-B-Eater favorite things to do in the whole world are eat beaver, hug, and high five your clit with his tongue. Awesome was probably his first word, and he uses it to describe anyone and everyone – because what gets him out of bed in the morning is all that beaver out there that needs to be eaten, and he’s on a mission to help them..