BEAVER BEATERS
(Batedor de castor)
IT'S A SOCIAL MOVEMENT
What do We Do
We beat beaver with a passion.
Mission: Beat that Beaver
We have serviced more than 30,000 beavers to date with new customers daily.
Beaver Beaters:
We are a 24/7 365 service designed to beat your Beaver whenever she is acting up or needs to be serviced. We understand a unruly Beaver and can tame that wild animal between your legs.
Who We Are
We're on a mission to service your Beaver from the people who care the most.
Will-I-Am
Chief Beaver Beating Officer
Will-I-Am can’t stop and won’t stop. That’s probably why beating beaver is his life. Running on sheer drive and a relentless vision, Will-I-Am will cross the finish line and then will keep on sprinting for miles. For him, there’s no point in slowing down when there’s limitless potential for beating beaver.
Mark-B-Eater
Chief Beaver Eater Officer
Mark-B-Eater favorite things to do in the whole world are eat beaver, hug, and high five your clit with his tongue. Awesome was probably his first word, and he uses it to describe anyone and everyone – because what gets him out of bed in the morning is all that beaver out there that needs to be eaten, and he’s on a mission to help them..
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May 31, 2023This is a safe space where you can talk about your experiances having your Beaver Beat. Spare no...This website is ment as a joke.
We do not beat beavers as that is animal cruelty.
Enjoy the fun laugh some and I hope I put a smile on somebody's face.
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